Scene: The going away party for my boss at a local restaurant/bar**.

Ex-BossLady: “Ooooo! What are you drinking?”

Bankerish Person:  ”It’s called a Tokyo Tea.”

Ex-BossLady: “Oh. I hate China.”

Me: “Ummm, Sweetie? Tokyo is in Japan.”

BossLady: “Hah! Well, I guess it’s a good thing we only deal with Regional Banking.”

I am so getting fired for posting this on the internet. Shhh! Don’t tell anyone. 

**Clearly after banking hours. We try not to imbibe during work hours. Although, wouldn’t that be fun? How much would you love to walk into the bank and find everyone drinking Mimosas and Margaritas on Monday? Who knows? You might get an extra $20 out of it.