Because I am just not that much of a hard-ass.
I couldn’t write yesterday because everything that popped into my head to write about started with F*** You, world! It was just one of those days. One of those my-family-has-left-me-and-I-am-stuck-here-in-crazyland-with-people-who-hate-me kinda days. The kind of day where you feel like standing out on your porch steps and yelling. Loudly.
Until the neighbors call the cops about the coo-coo lady across the street who won’t stop yelling “F%&* You!”
But I didn’t.
I would explain it all to you but I am not sure that I am ready to cross that line yet. You know, the line which alienates you from everybody that you know when they find your “secret” blog and realize all of that bitching you are doing online is really about them and their incessant need to be the center of attention. And to be a bitch.
Okay I am done now. All better.
Moving on. Instead of writing about all this drama I sat around eating lime tortilla chips with salsa con queso and watching season 3 of the Gilmore Girls. No, not the whole season. Just half. Will it be Dean? Will it be Jess? Will Lorelei ever catch on that Luke is her lobster? (Wow- an obscure “Friends” reference mid-Gilmore Girls reference. Ha! Beat that!) Their drama is so much more interesting than my own personal drama. So, I feel better. I also feel better knowing that I am driving away from Crazyland in two days for a whole week.
Hey Lookie!
I have plans lined up for my Orange County Friends Extravaganza.On Saturday, I am attending a birthday party for a delightful little boy who I have never met during which I will meet up with friends from an old job. And my husband’s ex-girlfriend who I was very good friends with back in the day. Also, I have a beach date on Sunday with another friend and her stepdaughter. On Tuesday I will be cruising around Fullerton with my Half-Sister-in-Law. (Note to self: think of a better name. That is way too long to type.) Hopefully stopping at a dive bar near her house that she frequents. They have chick-fights on a regular basis caused by nothing more than a bad-ass look. I am so excited! At some point I will be having drinks again with my old high school friend (I am setting ground rules for the Game). I am almost booked. Now I just need to fill two more nights and I will be the next best thing to Homecoming Queen. Watch out world. I am destined to be popular next week. The cosmos may shatter.
I understand about the “line.” There are many times what is pissing me off is the Mr., but even though he doesn’t know about my blog – the what ifs bother me.
Have a blast in the OC! Say Hi to fullerton for me. I don’t think I have been back since I graduated, except when we passed it on the way to Disneyland. You can see the balcony of my old apartment from the 57 freeway.
My hubby knows about (and reads!) my blog, so I really can’t complain about him there. (Though I did last night, and I told him I was going to. LOL) I do try not to say anything about someone (say, my sisters-in-law) that would mortally offend them if they read it.
That’s the spicy cheese sauce, right? That’s my favourite combo, and people look at me like I’m NUTS when I eat them together! We can snack together any time!!
Sounds like you’re going to have a blast on your trip! Lucky you!
FastLane – I’ll keep a look out for apartments with giant super signals above them. That’s how I know which one was yours, right?
BookMama – I’m trying really hard not to say everything that I have been thinking in the last two weeks. Nobody I know reads my blog (not even my husband, even though he knows about it) and I am using all of my powers not to start ranting. But…. IT IS REALLY DIFFICULT! I need a release and usually this forum is it. Now where do I turn? Do I need to invent an even secreter, secret blog? One without pictures or names or places? I am not sure that I have the patience for all of the secrecy. ARGHHHH!!!!
Kait – You are my new snacking buddy. Add some margaritas and you have a perfect Saturday night in our house. Well, we’ll need to wait a couple of months for you to imbibe, but I shall have them ready when you are.
froglette79 – You can always e-mail me if you just want to get something off my chest. I have a couple of people I can e-mail if I just NEED to vent about DH and get it over with. It helps!