I’m menu planning for the week which you should automatically translate to: I’m screwing around on Pinterest and pinning things that look delicious.
This should also translate to: I am never going to lose those last five pounds so long as the interwebs exist.
This week we are eating these crescent sandwiches:
Which you can find the recipe for here. Mostly because they look easy but also because my kids love crescent rolls with all their hearts.
Slow Cooker Orange Chicken:

Recipe here. I’m hoping this compares in some way to Panda Express. Please, please, please.
This slow cooker italian chicken:
Because it looks easy. And, because I am very often too tired around 5pm to think about dinner. I need to have a few slow cooker meals that I can prepare during the day when my brain is still functioning or we would have cereal most nights. Recipe Here.
This Cheesy Pepperoni Bread made the list this week:
Mmmmm… Pizza. I could eat pizza every single day of my life. Wait- in some form or another I pretty much do. The recipe for this version is here.
Chicken Pot Pie:
I substitute the milk for Cream Of Chicken soup and the puff pastry for a prepared pie crust but otherwise it’s pretty much my recipe. Oh wait- except pearl onions are the devils work and I never, ever use them for anything.
You’ll notice there are a lot of chicken dishes on the menu this week. This makes me extremely happy and really pisses off The Husband. It doesn’t really matter what either of us think though. We’re having chicken because Target had their frozen chicken on sale for $5 per bag last week and we’ve got a TON of it to eat.
I plan for six nights (the sixth night here is Sloppy Joes and they aren’t special so they don’t get a picture. They are delicious though.) and a Hunt and Peck night where I assume I’ll be too tired to cook and will force my poor deprived children to fend for themselves. Strangely, my children hate Hunt and Peck night. You would think that they would like a night where they get to eat anything they want but they don’t. They like home cookin’. Too bad for them. If I don’t plan for it, Hunt and Peck night will happen anyway and then I’ll feel guilty for buying more food than we need. So, I plan and my kids whine and then the next night I make something extremely complicated and time-consuming to make up for it.
Then I feel like a superior person again and can go about my day guilt-free.























